Diet Coke.

Posted by Farzad | 5:35 PM | 0 comments »

For some, its a good thing because it lets you feel good about consuming less calories while still enjoying a flavorful beverage. For others, its the devil. Today, the devil attacked me.......in the form of Diet Coke. Sara and I went to quizno's to pick up some lunch today and as I was getting into my car, I attempted to put my freshly served Diet Coke into the cupholder for the purpose of avoiding any spillage that might occur during the mounting of the vehicle. Well, thanks to poorly made cup lids, 20 ounces of caramel colored death ooozed into my upholstery. As in the seat I have to sit in. As in the place my ass is supposed to be occupying! It was a puddle of Diet Coke. It felt like a dagger throught the heart. I've never done anything to Diet Coke to make it betray me in such a way. Ouch Diet Coke, ouch. Now all that can save me is the trust that I have in my friend "Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner." And if not, there's always the detailer. That's all I have to say.

Tears,
F
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