Well in case anyone was wondering, I didn't get that H3. Long story short-my dad didn't wanna help me out by cosigning even though they were offering me 15000 for my car (more than what I'm trying to sell it for) and that would have SIGNIFICANTLY cut down the final cost of the new car. The sales-homie has called me like 3 times today and left me messages saying he has some good news about the car. I don't want to call him back because I know he'll just keep trying to push the car on me. Its just like every other situation in which my father has refused to help me out.Sinus surgery-no; this is a necessity. I didn't develop these sinus problems that I have. I INHERITED them from my DAD!!! Culinary school- no; people from the schools I was accepted to continue to send me letters and pamphlets. Film school- no; people from the school continue to send me letters and pamphlets. WHY DON'T THEY GET IT?!?!?! I CAN'T GO! I reeeeaaallllyy just want to go to culinary school and open a reataurant (or four). I don't understand the reps from these schools can't comprehend it when I tell them "my family won't help me and I can't afford your school on my own". Still, they call. It is beyond me. Even with loans and grants, etc., the Culinary Institute of America is MUCH too expensive for me to even dream of going there. Oprah, if you can hear me, please pay for my school. I'd be more than happy to work for you. Give me a show like Dr. P and RayRay. Or even a radio like Gayle. I promise I won't let you down. I'll do anything. I'll even write my autobiography and some fiction that you can promote on you book club. Someone, make my dream come true.

Cakes, Cookies and Chocolate,
F
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I'm car shopping. I'm at Borman Autoplex in the LC and they are offering 10000 trade-in for my car. I'm still pretty sure I can sell it for more but no one seems to want to buy it! Whatevs. It is a nice car and someone should buy it from me. So I'm checking out this black Hummer H3 and I really like BUT it has XM. What am I supposed to do without SIRIUS?! No Martha on XM. Lol! I really need a bigger car already!! My neck is starting top hurt from hunching over in my car. When I stepped into the H3 (as opposed to falling into my mustang) I felt SO comfortable!! It was roomy. It was clean. It was pretty. Now they are asking me how much I make and it is possible that I exaggerated a little bit. But hey, who doesn't exaggerate?! Don't judge bitches!! Imma do what I gots to do to get by! Well the sales-homie just came back in so I gots to go but I'll let y'all know what happens later.

Rollin',
F
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For some, its a good thing because it lets you feel good about consuming less calories while still enjoying a flavorful beverage. For others, its the devil. Today, the devil attacked me.......in the form of Diet Coke. Sara and I went to quizno's to pick up some lunch today and as I was getting into my car, I attempted to put my freshly served Diet Coke into the cupholder for the purpose of avoiding any spillage that might occur during the mounting of the vehicle. Well, thanks to poorly made cup lids, 20 ounces of caramel colored death ooozed into my upholstery. As in the seat I have to sit in. As in the place my ass is supposed to be occupying! It was a puddle of Diet Coke. It felt like a dagger throught the heart. I've never done anything to Diet Coke to make it betray me in such a way. Ouch Diet Coke, ouch. Now all that can save me is the trust that I have in my friend "Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner." And if not, there's always the detailer. That's all I have to say.

Tears,
F
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Krusty Lee Cook went home!!!!! How glorious a day this is!! May the people of America be blessed for finally coming to their senses!!!!!

Happily and Unbelievably Overjoyed,
FF
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Shopping.
Eating.
My blackberry.
All these things make me feel good. Only two of them can reeeally be bad when they get out of control. What do I do about it? Talk to my friend T (name has been omitted to protect privacy) about it. We share this addiction to Target and Ulta. I'm amazed that we don't run into each other there more often. The bad thing about it is that the geniuses behind the placement of these stores put them right next to each other. Wtf?!?! That doesn't help people with addictions. They are our enablers.

In the name of hygiene, grooming and beauty,
FF
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Juno came out on DVD today so bust out your hamburger phones, call the video store and put a copy on hold cuz they're sure to go fast. Keep in mind, only 21 days until the carrie underwood concert!! In other music news, 'Mimi' released her new album today. Although allegedly Ashlee Simpson leaked it last week. I downloaded the leaked version and let me just say, if you want a whisper-singing, hand-waving diva on your iPod, get the album. Its got a lot of upbeat songs so it'll get you going. But seriously, she needs back up that whole "the voice" thing and bust out some better shit! And in non-celeb news, Joey (my best friend) should be finding out within the next week if he made it  onto The Big Show on ABC. He could be the next 15 minute reality show superstar. Watch out Tila Tequila, he's one fierce bitch!

Talk it out,
FF
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Okay bitches! This is just a test. I want to see how the blog from blackberry works out. I'll post later to see if I like it.

F
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ok peeps, check it. this is my second try at a weblog. i used to have a xanga account but that one sucked and i hadn't updated it since 2004.  i figured i would give it another shot so here it goes. and apparently i can do this from my blackberry so i will. i am never at my computer anyway so this should work well. and it will improve my blackberry typing skills. this is most likely going to be a blog about nothing. but i actually like writing, although i am so tired of writing papers for my english class. the topics are getting more and more dull!! anyway, lets kick things off with a snap. (no bang, i'm too tired for that) i signed up for planet fitness today!! i am tired of being so jiggly. when i am driving in my car, i feel like a ziploc bag full of jello strapped in to a harness. i'm not fat, i'm just out of shape. i'm tall but my mom says i look "muy aguado" (watery. lol!) whatevs. i'm just glad that i haven't gained any of the weight i lost 2 years ago. keep in mind that i eat almost non stop. i just cant help it! i love food. my name is farzad and i am a food-a-holic.